>> You might want to pick up your porn before heading to the beach this summer. Ocean City has passed a moratorium on sex shops of all kinds. We can only see this as a boon to Washington’s own hard-working purveyors of such merchandise. Not that anyone at DCist has any idea where such stores might be. [WTOP]
>> One D.C. blogger has already had it up to here with clueless tourists on the Metro. Hope you plan to hoof it for the next four months! [No One Appreciates Me. At All]
>> Maybe Mother Nature’s attempt at killing the cherry trees with her frosty breath will send a few visitors packing. Alert D.C. announces a frost advisory starting tonight and extending through the weekend.
>> The City Paper steps up its game to take on the newly arrived Onion. [FishbowlDC]
>> George, one of the bald eagles living near the Wilson Bridge, has a new mate; it’s the female who nearly killed his last mate. Sure, the animal kingdom can be brutal, but that’s downright cold.
>> National Capital Planning Commission unveils its plan to create a unified park system for the District tonight. Starting at 5:30 p.m. you can check out the first assessment of the city’s federal and local parks in over 30 years. Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial Library, 901 G Street, NW.
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