Like half-smokes, go-go and taxation without representation, mumbo sauce is something that’s uniquely D.C. And suddenly, it’s getting bandied about all over the radio. We’re not talking about the group Mambo Sauce, who have their own ode to the District. We’re talking about DJ Flexx (of WPGC)’s “Chicken Wings & Fried Rice”, a song that is — seriously — entirely about mumbo sauce. You can listen to a partial clip here, or tune your radio to 95.5 to hear the whole song in all its sticky, savory glory.

So what do you think — is a song that details the strategy behind speedy late night eating to hurry up a post-bar hook up, and includes the lyrics, “I can’t fake, mumbo sauce keep me half-baked” exactly what we’ve been missing to put D.C. on the musical map? Is it hilariously bad? Hilariously awesome? Not hilarious at all? While you’re deciding, we’re going to run and get some take out.