>> A fire forced students to evacuate a dorm at Catholic University. [NBC4]

>> “NEWSFLASH: The Nazis killed millions of people. This gay rights organization raises money for AIDS research, breast cancer and the arts, among countless other charities.” [Blade Blog]

>> “Wizards players are donating $20,000 to a woman whose former boyfriend doused her with gasoline and set her on fire.” [AP via WTOP]

>> A D.C. man in his 50s was hit by a stray bullet while he was inside his own home in Northeast. [WJLA]

>> Overheard at St. Ex: “At the downstairs bar, woman in her early 20s: ‘What I like about reality shows is, like, the dynamic is so real.'” [Prince of Petworth]

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