It’s really true. Accused White House crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi have agreed to do a paid personal appearance at the Las Vegas nightclub Pure next week, as Reliable Source first reported early this morning. This is the same way talentless “celebrities” like Paris Hilton or Heidi and Spencer make extra cash. It’s hard to imagine a more perfect confirmation of exactly the sort of people the Salahis are. Though in fairness, it’s even harder to imagine any other legitimate ways the pair could make the money they so clearly need anymore.

Check out the poster the nightclub has since put up on its Facebook page:

Sadly, Vice President Joe Biden will not be in attendance.