Today on Adventures in Craigslist:

Sounds like a can’t miss. The full ad (I swear, I didn’t make any of this up):

DROIDSTER is a action/drama short set in Columbia Heights, DC. Robot hipsters are operating out of basements in the neighborhood, abducting unsuspecting preppies and turning their insides into oily mechanics. These aren’t your father’s evil robots, however — they ride fixed gear bikes, wear skinny jeans, jeggings, christmas socks, and big sunglasses. They also suck at life.

We are looking for one ACTOR and one ACTRESS to play the leads in this 20-minute movie. Production will take place on weekends and a few weekday evenings this summer — estimated shooting schedule is now under two months.

ANDREW / ANDRE / DRE — The antihero. He is a hapless preppy with a “good” job and a dickwad best friend. He’s non-confrontational and yearns for something new in life. He finds it, but by the time he realizes it’s not what he actually wanted, he doesn’t care anymore.

MARISOL — The femme fetale. She’s a full-on robot/hipster seductress who has been tasked with bring Andre along on his transition to a DROIDSTER. She is not afraid of getting covered in black oil. Or flipping out on a douche bag in a polo shirt.

We have no ownership over these characters –we’re looking for someone who can bring something to the role and make it his/her own.

Admit it, you knew it would only be a matter of time until this happened.