Photo: Mehgan Murphy, Smithsonian’s National Zoo.

Photo: Mehgan Murphy, Smithsonian’s National Zoo.

The results are in, and these little fiery balls of fur are now to be known as Pili — which means “clap of thunder” in Chinese — and Damini — the Nepalese word for “lightning.” (Just…no one tell Martin, okay?) But in the end, does it really matter what they’re named? Just look at them! They can call them anything they’d damn well please, as far as I’m concerned.