Cheap admission! (Photo by Brian Allen)

The Washington Wizards are on the cusp of tying an NBA record. Well, not one they should be particularly proud of, but at least it’ll be mighty cheap to see their attempt at matching the history books.

At 0-11, the Wizards are still a few games away from tying the league record for most losses to open a season, set by the 2001-02 Vancouver Grizzliesat 18 by the 2009-10 New Jersey Nets. And considering tonight’s opponent is off to a strong beginning, there’s a good chance the Wizards will keep up their pursuit of that mark.

Tickets for the Wizards’ game tonight at the Verizon Center against the San Antonio Spurs (11-3) are available on StubHub for as low as $1.50. Granted, those seats are in the nosebleeds and on the end lines, but for not that much more—$4, to be precise—you can sit at center court. (Again, in the nosebleeds, but still a bargain.)

If that’s still too rich for your wallet, consider Wednesday’s game against the Portland Trailblazers (6-7), for which tickets start at a mere 80 cents.

The pair of cheapo seats are $1.60, but StubHub also charges $4.95 for electronic delivery (i.e., printing the tickets on your own damn printer) and a service fee. So, if you can stomach a 622 percent surcharge, you can watch the Wizards attempt to avert matching the Nets’ ignominious place in the annals of NBA history.

But insultingly low ticket resale prices aren’t the only indicator of just how pathetic this years’ Wizards team is. Adam Gerloff, a Wizards fan, took to YouTube to pensively dismiss the team from his heart and embraced the—gasp!—Brooklyn Nets:

Moreover, the notion of the Wizards ever winning a game has become so preposterous that a season ticket-holder listed his entire cache of tickets on Craigslist with the promise that if the Wizards lose, he will refund the sale.

He’s probably going to lose a bunch of money.