There’s lots going on this weekend. What are you up to?

FRIDAY:
— “Team America: World Police” opens tonight at theaters everywhere. Reviews from the NYT, Post, Rotten Tomatoes
Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players at Iota in Arlington, $12
— Grand opening of Eclipse, an “electro, industrial, darkwave, alternative” dance night slated for the second Friday of the month at Between Friends (11th and U St). Resident DJs include Dirty B, MindCage, MissGuided, and Ras DNA, $5 (2 for 1 before 10 p.m.)

SATURDAY:
Barracks Row Fest, Eighth Street SE, Eastern Market metrorail station
25th Annual DC101 Chili Cookoff, Independence Avenue at 12th Street SW, starts 11 a.m., with Jimmy Eat World, the Donnas, Chevelle, Switchfoot, Thousand Foot Krutch and Cake.
— Featherstone, Mancini and Royle (Washington Social Club) at DC9, $8
Bio Ritmo Salsa Machine, at Velvet Lounge

SUNDAY:
— “North by Northwest,” a spy’s walking tour of the area surrounding the Russian Embassy on Wisconsin Avenue. Meets at the corner of Massachusetts and Wisconsin avenues, 1 p.m., $12, (703) 569-1875.
— Malcom X Drummers & Dancers, Meridian Hill Park, 16th and Euclid sts NW, 3 p.m., free.
The Faint with TV on the Radio, at the 9:30 Club, $15.