We first heard about the creepiest media stunt we could possibly imagine yesterday: The soon to open Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in D.C. planned to purchase a ticket on a Delta Shuttle flight from New York to DCA for their wax statue of President Abraham Lincoln. This morning, after tossing and turning all night with nightmares about being seated next to the slain leader, we have press photos waiting for us in our inbox. We hope you already ate breakfast.

Madame Tussaud’s opens in Washington in October.