It’s become chic to take the transit map of one’s home metropolis and anagram the station names. Boing Boing has a remarkable collection of maps that have received the treatment, and when we learned of the craze, we wanted to jump on the bandwagon and give D.C. its own personal mixup. Just in time did we learn that the job had already been done. We like the results, although we are disappointed in the failure to dub the Woodley Park station “Do Gawk, My Rare Panda Looms” (thank you, Chris Snyder).

We may have missed that boat, but we love the idea of playing with subway maps, so we’re going to try some transit transmutations of our own. We’re simply shooting for fun and aesthetic pleasure, and if you have ideas for future rearrangements, do let us know. And voila, from DCist Amadie Hart, we give you our debut attempt.