Happy Friday morning, D.C. If you’re like us, today is payday, and maybe you’re feeling pretty good about the number of digits in your bank account. Perhaps you even plan to go out and make a major purchase this weekend, like say, finally upgrading that crappy stereo system you bought from K-mart before you started college. Maybe you’re even smiling at your desk right this second, thinking of how proud you are to have saved up enough money to get this thing you’ve been wanting for months. But then you open the Washington Post, and realize that you are making chump change compared to the area’s Senators. Senators Webb, Warner and Cardin probably blow their noses on the amount of money you’ve been struggling to save up. They laugh at your sad little stereo plans. It’s OK to cry about it a little. Just don’t let your boss see. And now for today’s headlines.

Lanier to Break Up Gay and Latino Units: We linked to the news about plans to decentralize the MPD’s Gay Unit yesterday, and this morning the WaPo reports that Chief Cathy Lanier intends to disperse the Latino Unit as well, in an effort to expand services across the city rather than keep the units clustered in one small area. Critics say the changes will spell the de facto end of those units as identifiable entities within the force.

Street Festival Driver Waives Hearing: Tonya Bell, the woman who is charged with aggravated assault for driving her car into a crowd of people at the Unifest street festival in Southeast at the beginning of the month, has waived her right to the preliminary hearing in D.C. Superior Court and agreed to continue to be held without bond while the case proceeds.

Briefly Noted: Four killed in tractor-trailer Capital Beltway crash overnightFriendship Heights condos gain preliminary approval … Four-alarm fire on Woodley Place NW … Former building official gets two months for attempted bribery.

This Day in DCist: In 2005 the National Zoo was speculating about a panda pregnancy that eventually led to our little Butterstick, and in 2006 we learned that City Paper editor Erik Wemple would be staying at his job after all.

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